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When I was a freshman in boarding school, word got around that the kid in Room could suck his own dick. Near-certain success was abruptly interrupted by the faculty prefect, who, rightly suspicious of something odd afoot in Roomswiftly dispersed the ogling crowd. Guys I date get annoyed. Those s hold up 50 years later.

History stretches far beyond Kinsey, though.

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Archaeologist David Lorton says many Ancient Egyptian texts referred to autofellatio. In other words, they believed these men were swallowers rather than spitters. If so, the modern sculptor was having a laugh at the expense of his employers and future generations. Either way, gargoyle sculptures like this were known to be self-indulgent jokes by the artists of the day.

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In Victorian Englandmany historical paintings depicting autofellatio were vandalized and led to the restriction of a thorough history of such acts from being widely publicized. The autofellatior locks his feet behind his head to reach his penis. An urban legend has existed for years that Marilyn Manson removed a rib for the express purpose of being able to suck his dick.

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During one of his shows, Manson was seen by police performing oral sex on stage not on himself, for the record. Manson believes this is how the rumor started. That was the goal. I was finally at a point where I had the money, resources and the will to make it happen. I started taking private yoga classes. I got one of those Pilates machines for my home gym. If anyone asked, I just said I needed to get in better shape for my upcoming tour.

People say you have to have your ribs removed. I have to play along with the joke. I went home and attempted to do this. Is there some special technique or do you just have to be hung like a horse?

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Start a stretching regimen, take a yoga class and one day you may be able to suck yourself off. Perhaps the most famous autofellatio adherent is adult star Ron Jeremy, who at age 20 could easily bend over and suck his own dick. That said, within minutes, we were able to find a GIF of a woman eating herself out.

Manson remains in the hospital for 27 days while his body adjusts to the changes. His internal organs are in a state of flux. With the help of experimental water therapy and acupuncture, Manson begins to regain a full range of motion. A couple of decades later, in what has become a classic SNL skit, Will Ferrell enrolls in a yoga class only to become flexible enough to fellate himself.

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I came home one night very drunk, horny and alone. I started a consolatory wank, when I flashed on a story I had read of a well-hung man that liked to suck himself off. The result was fantastic. This is not something I do often. I have a normal sex life and truly enjoy women. In no way do I consider myself gay, but I know the pleasure of having a live cock in my mouth. Consider: a guy giving another guy a handjob is doing a pretty gay thing, but a guy giving himself a handjob might be doing a gay thing, and he might not.

Straight boys, on the other hand, often let homosexual panic keep them from all sorts of pleasures. Like getting fucked in the ass, for instance. Not in a blimp, on a blimp. I had sex on the set of Dunston Checks Intwice. This was by far the most satisfying experience of my life.

Oh, and I came in my own mouth which was not great. Brian Smith writes hard-hitting gonzo features for MEL, whether it be training with a masturbation coach, receiving psycho corporal treatment from a spank therapist, or embarking on a week-long pleasure cruise with 75 Santa Clauses following their busy season.

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My barely pubescent classmates and I were envious, and beyond inquisitive. He can do what?!?!?! Archbishop Konrad von Hochstaden 4. Brian Smith C. More Stories from MEL.

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